Desk 01 · thread intelligence
5posts
5voices
40/40/20b / n / bear
@mdudaswe had a day on the app
@VentureCoinistfrog szn never left
@stangel1111snipe risk after they sell
Signal Desk
Paste a thread. Parse voices. Score the room. Spin promo, articles, flashcards, quizzes, and a one-pager.
Desk 02 · brand weapon
PUMPSLUT
degenerate by design
PUMPSLUT
Logo, color, type, and a live banner mill. Loud on purpose. Never stretch the mark.
01
Intake
Dump a thread, hashtag feed, chat export, or screenshots. Auto-detect the shape.
02
Score
Roles, sentiment, heatmap, trends. Who’s boosting. Who’s watching. Who’s the OP.
03
Studio
Promo, recap, quiz, flashcards, a one-pager — plus theater if you want it spoken.
04
Ship
Lock the look in PUMPSLUT. Export banners. Don’t let the brief die in a doc.
House rules
for the night shift.
- The timeline is source, not garnish. We parse first. Taste comes after the count.
- One accent at a time. Pink is hype. Lime is a win. Orange is a clock running out.
- Never clone a voice you don’t own. Theater is a tool, not a costume for someone else’s mouth.
- If it doesn’t punch, it doesn’t ship. Pretty is optional. Signal is not.
DOU Agency · v01
Built for the feed. Not the boardroom.